The following was written by Guest Contributer: Matt Edmonds.
So after all of the check-in fun at PDX, Nissen and I made it through security and walked down the terminal to gate E6. We saw one of those flat-moving-sidewalk-escalator-things.
Neither of us know the official name of one of those contraptions so we agreed to create a new name for it every time we decided to be lazy enough to jump aboard.
Name #1 - lazy-tron
Name #2 - the sidewalk of sadness
Thanks to our friends and followers on Twitter we have received a few more suggestions...
Name #3 - "welcome-to-America-where-we-don't-use-our-legs-to-walk machine" (courtesy of @TimDowning)
Name #4 - "nitrous walkside" (thanks @amyeruth)
Name #5 - "floating floor" (from my sister @aprilmpleonard)
Any other name suggestions?